“The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.” —Unknown
- Mom: What are you looking at naked men for?
- Me: I'm not
- Mom: That was a naked man there
- *scrolls back up*
- Me: That's Tom Daley, an Olympic diver
- Mom: Oh i didn't see his bathing suit; it's so small
- Me: Yeah we like it that way
- Mom: What?
- Me: What?
- Mom: ....
- Me: ...
- Mom: ...
- Me: Yeah, you're right they're small
“Mushu: The truth is we’re both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me, they don’t even like me. But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions. What? What do you mean you’re not lucky? You *lied* to me? And what are you, a sheep?” —(via ronstoppableismypatronus)