OMG JENSEN AND HIS DAD
give that man a fruit basket seriously
I gave those bitches Jensen Ackles.
Bitches love Jensen Ackles.
- Mom: What are you looking at naked men for?
- Me: I'm not
- Mom: That was a naked man there
- *scrolls back up*
- Me: That's Tom Daley, an Olympic diver
- Mom: Oh i didn't see his bathing suit; it's so small
- Me: Yeah we like it that way
- Mom: What?
- Me: What?
- Mom: ....
- Me: ...
- Mom: ...
- Me: Yeah, you're right they're small
Mushu: The truth is we’re both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me, they don’t even like me. But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions. What? What do you mean you’re not lucky? You *lied* to me? And what are you, a sheep?